31: Halloween
October 31st is a magical day in America - a day where otherwise innocent women and the most suggestive costumes collide.
I’m not sure which year we finally turned the corner, but it’s well established now in this country that every girl’s costume will take something familiar and make it SLUTTY. e.g. Slutty Nurse. Slutty Vampire. Slutty Tech Support Rep. Slutty Maid. Slutty First Lady. Please whatever you do get out and attend a party or a city center to behold the wonder that is Halloween!
